Dags för att terror

Julen närmar sig, cd växlaren hemma dånar julsånger av varierande kvalite, tycke och smak.
Jag kommer terrorosera er lite med några sånger som får oss hemma att småle, gapskratta eller bara känna julstämning

Först ut är The Twisted Chipmunk Song förmodligen har du hört en annan version av den tidigare



Ibland är det svårt att höra texten så som ett litet stöd kommer den här:


”All right you chipmunks, ready to sing your new song?”
“I’ll say we are. Let’s get this over with.’
“Okay Squeaky?”
”Okay.”
”Okay Thagadore?”
”Okay.”
”Okay Melvin? Melvin?MEEEELLLLVVVVIIIIINNNNN!!!!!! “
”Relax old man, Jesus!”

Christmas chipmunks sing each year
Squeaky rodents hurt your ears
We’ll sing bad till Christmas past
Hurry Christmas pass real fast
We’re a pain to listen to
Been around since ‘62
You could hardly stand us then
Now here we come again
Ah boys excuse me
Hold it, look you guys
You can hardly stand to hear
Three weasels every year

”All right, you know that’s not how it goes boys.”
“Ah, that’s how it goes now, pops”
”Lets cool it with the ad-libbing and give it one more try.”
“I’m sorry, who’s the artist here?”
“You know you guys could all be used in shampoo testing.”
“What would you know about shampoo?
” Nice rug.”
“Oh yeah, that looks real.”
“I tell you Melvin, I got a friend in the research lab that would pay top dollar for a gerbil like you.”
“Could he get me some Viagra?”
“You want an ear growing out of your back pal?”
“You wouldn’t dare”
“Let’s shake and bake man”
“You want me to let the cat in here.”
“I’ll do it.”
“I’ve been wanting to do it for years”
“That’s impressive”
“That goes for all of ya!”
“That’s it, I’m going to fire up the barbeque”
“Oooooh
Ariva derci Melvin
You little jerk